The New Chinese KHL Team Still Needs To Work On Not Being Such Bitches
No idea why there’s no sound on this video so let’s provide a little soundtrack for ourselves.
This brawl went down earlier today in some KHL preseason action. In case you didn’t know, there’s a new team from China making their KHL debut this season, HC Kunlun Red Star. I guess since the Russian ruble is worth the same amount as a peso these days, the Russian league will do anything they can to bring some money in. Including expanding the league to China. So 3 minutes into this preseason game between Kunlun and Barys, Damir Ryspaeva decided to go on a fucking rampage and take on the entire Chinese team by himself. Just look at this maniac go.
That’s a hat trick for all you kids keeping track at home. And after he went full Ogilthorpe on everybody on the ice, Ryspaeva decided to go after the rest of those bitches on the bench.
Incredible. And now obviously there are plenty of people out there who think that Ryspaeva should be suspended. That he’s a menace to society and should no longer be allowed to play. But all the blame here is on the Chinese team. You want to play in Russia? Well then you better learn how to sack the fuck up. There are no rules in the KHL. It’s a free for all and you can’t just let one guy go through your entire team like that. Have a bit of pride. I always see people who are worried about China becoming the most powerful nation in the world one day and it’s moments like this that make me laugh at those claims. Sure, you may have billions upon billions of people. But when they’re all pussies who can’t defend themselves, well then you might as well be one of those random ass countries that nobody has ever heard of before the Parade of Nations at the Olympics.
Bonus KHL Shenanigans: we’ve got coaches throwing haymakers at each other because Russia is the gift that just keeps on giving.